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Has anyone else noticed it is impossible to buy perfect bananas? They are either green and gross (which, I understand is fine, but not if impatient YJDKIY wants to eat them immediately!) or brown and mushy.


In fact, the only place I've ever been able to buy perfect bananas (that I recall) was here, which isn't very convenient to anyone outside of Philly.