Things that have certainly not happened to YJDKIY on the last day of vacation

1. broke sewing machine needle on the lightest weight fabric ever
2. opened kitchen cabinet to have pyrex fall on head
3. missed trash can when emptying vacuum cleaner compartment
4. narrowly missed stepping on little black snake in tall grass by basil plants
5. remembered forgetting to put garlic in pesto only after spooning into ice cube tray to freeze
1. remembering forgetting to put salt in pesto only after scooping out of tray to put back in food processor to add garlic