We've reached DEFCON 4, people. Saved only by the edamame in the freezer and some still crunchy spinach, cracked dry carrots, and slightly rubbery red pepper.
Despite this, the weather is too disgusting to remedy the situation. If conditions prevail, however, tomorrow will surely result in escalation of said impending disaster.
PS That photo is pretty embarrassing. Don't say YJDKIY isn't painfully honest.