Chiggers on a Stick

From Wikipedia:
Ants on a log is a children's snack made by spreading peanut butter on celery and "artfully arranging" raisins on top. Variations include:

• Ants on a Slip 'n Slide - A layer of honey over the peanut butter.
• Aphids on a log - Sunflower seeds
• Ants on vacation - Without "ants," or no raisins
• Ants on a snowy log - cream cheese instead of PB

But, the ingenious mind behind YJDKIY brings you, for the first time ever....

Chiggers on a Stick!

Do you know what chiggers are? OK, so that's kind of gross, but it was either that or fire ants for dried cranberries!