Goldies

YJDKIY hasn't done a fashion post in quite a while! Enter the Golden Globe Red Carpet (which I did not watch at all).

Despite how pretty Catherin Zeta-Jones is, I don't love this Emerald City dress. The cut and style is gorgeous, but the color, especially with the red carpet is an unmerry Christmas. D+

This color and cut is doing nothing for Tina Fey. D

Meh, Eva Longorian doesn't look bad, but the bottom half of her dress looks like Shamoo's tail. C+

Even though I don't like this shade of pink with red, at least her flower matches the red carpet and it is appropriate for Natalie Portman and her um, maternal state? A-

Ms. Grumpy Pants Johansson doesn't look very happy to be weird this dress. Again, it isn't bad, but it isn't doing anything for her either. C-

No one will be gossiping on Leighton Meister's dress. It's the same color as everyone else

's, plus it is a bad cut. D

This is fun and yet doesn't work for Kyra. C-

At first I balked, and then I loved it. How could you not? It's the perfect shade of pink and the perfect material. Lea should be full of Glee! A

I thought Heidi Klum was supposed to be a pro? Total, total miss, mainly because of perfect she normally looks! D

Nicole Kidman got it right for once. Perfectly average! B

Another pink? This one is just wrong on Julianne Moore. The cut, the color, the combination, everything. D-

Anne Hataway is usually a star on the red carpet, but I think she might have taken 'Golden' too seriously. D

And once again, possibly up for worst dressed, January Jones. SUCH massive potential and she always fails and flails. Please, please hire a stylist, or fire the one you have. F

This has to be the 18th pink dress right? Same verse...don't really like the color or the cut on curvy Sofia. C

Did Jennifer Love Hewitt buy this as wedding dress and have no wedding? Why would you wear white? Why would you make your hips look that big when they supposedly arent? D-

There are a lot of red things in this picture, but Christina Hendrix somehow pulls it off. This would be perfect if her hair wasn't wrestling with her dress on the right. A-

I don't know who this is, maybe that girl on Dexter? But I love this dress even if it is too big and not appropriate particularly.

Le sigh, Amy...you can do better, I know you can, but it's ok I forgive you. C

I think she needs to make friends with Scarlett. They have the same look, same bad dress (and worse hair here!). What happened?! D-

Well, at least Carrie Underwood knows what works for her. B+