If only YJDKIY had some of that (albeit) gross rice cheese left, this would have been the perfect impostor!
Whole Grain English Muffin toasted with some cheddar. MSF Veggie Bacon Strips microwaved for about 40 seconds each, cholesterol free EggBeaters microwaved for about 90 seconds. Take that McDonalds with your 420 calorie, 23g fat, 235 mg cholesterol, 1160 mg sodium (!!) Bacon Egg & Cheese Biscuit.