Be still my beating heart

Just in case you're curious, I just discovered my dream job has been posted online for months now. Clearly my darling Stonyfield hasn't hired anyone yet because they are waiting for me to apply.

I'll give you lazy clickers the highlights:

• The Creative Strategist develops and oversees the visual branding of Stonyfield and all sub-brands across multiple platforms including packaging, advertising, print collateral, web, retail and office displays, tradeshow and sampling booths, Visitors’ Center, and a variety sales and marketing materials.
• Provide nurturing and strong creative culture within the company.
• Provide creative vision and direction to internal and external creative teams in the development of creative materials.
• Develop and transform fresh ideas into actionable concepts.
• Design creative materials, art direct photoshoots, and oversee creative development and execution of packaging, advertising, collateral, web design, displays, etc.
•  Keep mission-related guiding principles in mind in developing and purchasing creative materials and in supervising others in the process.
• Proactively look for ways to reduce negative impacts on the environment.
• Willingness and ability to travel as required
• You will get a chance to eat lots of the best yogurt in the land.
• Position located in Londonderry, NH (saaawooooon)